To vlog or to vlog?

I'll write in English because it will sound better when people will read it. And I want to show everybody that my English is brilliant, not like the guy's in the article below :))

So anyway....I had the most crazy idea ever. And it came to me a few days ago while I was doing... something in the house. I guess. I think that I should make a vlog :D I mean, yeah, I could write stuff in stead of talking, but it's better when you talk. You can make faces, you'll have an intonation, you can scream if you feel the need and what's best you can laugh at your own jokes, altough they may be stupid. It's like you can say what is on your mind, and add a bit of you in it, while you are being watched by millions of unknown people from youtube who pretty much don't care about you. You can actually be a star! An unknown one, yes, but still a star! I can possibly be the next Ray William Johnson. How cool is that?!?!:))

And in my first vlog I could talk about how awful it hurts when you break a nail!!! It hurts like hell...And the worst part is that I'm not joking right now. It's the second time I break a nail from the same hand. And I'm starting to believe that my hand is cursed!:)) I tried to fix it by not cutting it off, and tried to apply A LOT of nail polish on it, but it cracked, so I sucked my belly and cut it off. And now it hurts, goddammit! And it's the worst broken nail I have ever seen in my entire life...

See, I can write about my broken nail a lot, so...Oh btw, have I told you that I can even cry of how hard it hurts?:))

I can also vlog about the cool cars teachers park in front of the university. :D Actually, it's in the back, but who cares, the cars are important here! I can even take pictures of them and try to like make some funny gif's. I don't know. Or I can talk about how freakin' hot is in Tirgu Mures???? It feels like Atacama Desert here! They should replace during summer time the sign that says "Welcome to Tirgu Mures" with "Warning, enter at your own risk". I mean, my heaters are rebelling sayg they feel insulted by the heat outside...Geezus...

So, I have style, I have charisma, I have THE way of speaking, I have the proper English (and yes, it's going to be in English, because all great vloggers speak in English: RWJ, Jenna Marbles, Taylor Bebop, ThatsHeart etc.). I'm perfect for vlogging. :D I'll have lots of subscribers, my channel will be better than RWJ's. And I'm going to say "What's happening you guys out there watching me talk about crappy crap stuff just because I have nothing else better to do with my time?". I'm gonna be the queeeeeeeeeeeen of vlogging! :D (sweet dreams are made of this)

And as a vlogger you can't make videos saying that you don't have time to make a video because you're busy...you might lose your subscribers->that sucks...Plus, you have to make your channel attractive. Plus, you have to post at least once a week=>you need subjects to talk about. And in this little town called Atacama Desert during summer time few things happen. So I will probably not make a vlog. But it was fun to talk about making a vlog.

So I guess that's it. I'm Sasha Fierce and I approve this article!